February 2012
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“Shannon tries to live a normal life, but it’s impossible in our family and...”
– Me, on my dear little sister teaflower565, circa third grade.
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Oh hey
Think I’ll check and see what was posted by the lovely people I follow on Tumblr.
*is bombarded with veiny anime dongs and Harry Potter slashfic*
What the fuck, guys. What the fuck.
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“If I may speak for every member of the Dodger organization, our heartfelt and...”
– — Vin Scully, as only Vin Scully can be, simple baseball poetry. Transcribed from today’s Dodgers-Padres telecast. (via leitch)
Don’t mind me, just reblogging something from two years ago cause I saw it on @nfugitt’s timeline.
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“Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, “Slaughterhouse-Five” (via marxisforbros)
January 2012
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“Why the fuck is my nose still clogged? I’ve been blowing you FOREVER!”
– @HulkaMatt
December 2011
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STFU, Conservatives: Random bit about the NDAA →
danelaw:
A lot of people seem to think that the NDAA is going to empower the government to indefinitely detain citizens without charge.
That’s oversimplifying it a little. 1031 (the section in question) only applies to “covered persons” who are defined as:
A person who planned,…
BUT OBAMA IS JUST LIKE BUSH YOU GUYS! WIL WHEATON SAID SO!!!
“The top story at WBZ-TV today is not the Occupy Boston aftermath. However, it is...”
– The shamelessness here is staggering. This is your news media, America.
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“Pizza is the all-American food, because even when it’s all fucked up, you...”
– My Drunk Kitchen
November 2011
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Question for people who post GIFs on Tumblr
Why do you have to make them suck?
Take this one, for example. Why does this have to be grainy? What, exactly, is accomplished by fucking with the colors? Other than making it look like ass, I mean. Is it some stupid hipster thing? Whatever it is, stop doing it. Please.
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I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCA!!!!...
DON’T LISTEN TO ONDORE’S LIES
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I wanna play this game RIGHT NOW.
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October 2011
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A scream rings out in the night, shrill and desperate. A woman. An alleyway. Two men in hoods. “Please, somebody help me!” She sobs. “Ain’t nobody gonna help you,” the thin man answers. “Wait, why not? Isn’t this a Batman game?” The fat one asks. “Hey, yeah, where is he?” The woman interjects, wiping mascara stains from her pale skin....
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“I like to imagine that in every man’s pants there’s a little fuzzy...”
– From bubbleteacup, again. Twisted little mind on that one.
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“Just keep reminding yourself: a mere three years after the financial industry...”
– Paul Krugman (via brotherdarkness)
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“I’m unemployed and I have a communications degree, so I have plenty of...”
– From an email I sent to someone on CraigsList who’s looking for an “ad rater.”
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September 2011
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One day...
jsherwo:
I am sure I wont be a fuck up. But until then I am going to be the best damn fuck up I can be.
For the record, I reblogged this shortly after filing my unemployment claim a day late and while wearing three-day-old sweatpants. Also I don’t remember the last time I really shaved.
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Ah, WWE. Never change.
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dear mother and mother's boyfriend,
bubbleteacup:
No, it is not intelligent political discourse when you are talking about the “Klingon in Chief”.
And LOLOLOLOLOLOL at the idea of Michelle Obama being the only First Lady to wear stupidly expensive clothes. Really. I’m dying over here.
Oh, and no. No, it is not okay to insinuate that this “fact” has something to do with “those people and their bling.”
Fuck you.
Love,
me
Did...
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How to get noticed on Tumblr
I’ve only been doing this Tumblr thing for a few months now, but in that time I’ve noticed that there are two distinct approaches to getting noticed.
A: Create a series of unique, varied posts that apply to a vast array of audiences while at the same time not alienating anyone. Interact regularly with your followers, making sure to pay special attention to their needs, while...
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Reblog if your followers are awesome. ♥
bubbleteacup:
♥♥♥
I love all…what, 30 of you? Damn it, if I have 400 followers on Twitter, and half of them are actual people, and half of them actually care about what I say, and half of them are even on Tumblr…that’s only 20 people that should be following me but aren’t. Fuck.
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“I come from Tuscon, Arizona, all the way to Pomona,
Truth or Consequences,...”
– Some asshole making up lyrics and butchering an otherwise good song.
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151 First Generation Cat Pokemon
bubbleteacup:
fuckyeahfirstgenpokemon:
this.
this.
This is the best thing that has ever been, and will ever be, on my tumblr.
Savor it.
Savor it.
Basically, yeah.
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I hate Minecraft
I hadn’t played Minecraft in months, but with the new “adventure update” having been released, I figured I’d give it a shot. I found a big, open cave area that split off into several corridors, and decided to set up a base of operations. It took a few hours, but I eventually had all the basic amenities: Crafting table, furnace, little wooden chandelier, bed…bed?...